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We've passed the 3000 message point without noticing. Who was it?
Nothing interesting has happened for such a long time. My summer has been far too standard. Everything good, nothing bad, nothing amazing. I'm going to Cambridge on Thursday, where everything will be good, nothing will be bad, and nothing will be amazing. La-de-dah.
has been posted on here for soooooooo long. matthew, is ASP the 23MB download i think it is? Aaaaargh! i found a cool HTML editor on shareware btw, called site spinner, but then i only have frontpage to compare it with so what do i know????
Keep an eye on http://snurl.com/2hnc for bargains.
Harlow 0, Crawley 4
"Four nil terrible game, terrible ground. Harlow were awful, we were slightly better. Atmosphere of a funeral."
There was a certain amount of irony in both statements, I must admit.
But it was sunny, and there was an efficient urban public transport system, so I soon cheered up.
Sorry James! Mr Bell's occasional appearances in this narrative are giving an unfair impression of an insomniac hypochondriac accident-prone bridge obsessive. Nothing could be further from the truth. Three cheers for James for putting up with me on holiday!
SINCE WHEN DO YOU SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT ABOUT US? EH? I HOPE THAT'S MORE IRONIC THAN IT SEEMS. IT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH JAMESBELL WAS ANNOYED BY YOU BECAUSE HE DIDN'T TELL YOU. SO YOU'RE A LITTLE INSECURE AREN'T YOU? YES.
(sorry, excessive capitalisation/aggressive tone, but I wanted to be forceful)
That doesn't seem to be your phone, so maybe if you find your phone, it won't be broken.
There does seem to be a guestbook problem. I'll see what I can do.
This guestbook is stopping me writing messages. Stupid guestbook. But I can't tell you that because it won't let me write messages. What I wanted to say was 'don't be scared, I will be back in time to go to the White Hart if required, DON'T PANIC!'
Double-Entendre Doesn't Stand Up To Scrutiny
BALTIMOREâ€”Though the risquÃ© comment provoked giggles from coworkers, a double-entendre made by Natural Land Foods cashier Don Mallard Monday failed to hold up upon examination, linguistics expert Randolph Cox said. "The group was thoroughly pleased when Don told Gary [Pickard], 'I'll bet you'll water her plants while she's away,'" Cox said. "But let's look at the phrase 'while she's away.' If she's not physically present, how could sexual relations occur between Gary and his attractive young female neighbor?" Cox called Mallard's attempt at wordplay "a good try."
Massive. Getting back on Monday afternoon. But won't have slept on the coach, so will be quite dazed until Tuesday.
Richard, you are officially insane. Plus, if you wish to display your academic prowess (i.e. your physics results), remember - i before e, except after c. see you in october. massive banter. 60 big ones. et cetera
Either Monday or Tuesday. Depending on whether I decide its worth paying 18 quid or so extra to fly rather than get another long horrible bus.
i'll bring your chocolate (oh no, i've given it away!) round
bought them at around 280, now they're at 333, up 11 today, scoooooore!
I want to go to Berlin! (However Poland is being passed through for purely country-bagging purposes)
for disapointment, your present is subtley different from the norm due to circumstance, but there is still an unnecessary amount of chocolate involved
Silly, silly Swedes. In fact I'm so unimpressed by the Swedes that I'm coming home by bus via Germany.
Ooooh, cycling is painful, and 3 punctures in a week, what was that all about? My french is much better than i thought, and france is much bigger than i thought! :)
This is a superb song.
We should all go out and find a copy and sing along loudly!
this is a website selling lots of different TY Beanie Babies. Only UK orders accepted.
Hi all from Tallinn. Yes, we did get the visas and made it to Stockholm and Helsinki successfully. Trains are booked for the St Petersburg trip.
But do you know what???
The BASTARD FINNS have indeed withdrawn the 1 and 2 cent coins. I am not impressed.
au revoir et a bientot. Maintenant je pars.
It's been nice knowing you.
to the guestbook and its inhabitants. Hope you have a nice rest, dear guestbook, don't miss us too much.
But this is the joke I was talking about...
There was a Koala bear that decided it was tired of the boring life in Australia, and decided it would go to NY.
On his first day there, he picked up a hooker for sex.
When he was finished having sex he got up to leave, and the hooker said "excuse me but aren't you forgeting something, and he replied..."I don't think so."
The hooker grabs a dictionary and looks up
hooker and shows it to him..Hooker = A lady who has sex for money.
"Really", he said, and proceeded to look up Koala Bear in the
dictionary to show her....
Koala: An Australian marsupial that eats bushes, shoots, and leaves.
Boom boom boom
A panda walks into a pub, orders and eats his meal, then stands up, pulls out a uzi, guns down the entire room and makes to leave. The barman, quaking as he raises his head above the bar says "why'd you do that?" The Panda replies "look me up in the dictionary!" so the barman does and finds:
Panda: Eats shoots and leaves
I would rather be a donkey than a sheep,
I would rather be a donkey than a sheep,
I would rather be a donkey,
Rather be a donkey,
Rather be a donkey than a sheep.