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really

Posted from 163.1.210.165

what is it with you 2 and birds?

Matthew

Posted from 81.222.50.210

http://www.fantasyfacup.com/matthew/gallery/asia2005/bird_flu

goodbye

Posted from 84.66.15.234

nice knowing you

once more

Posted from 84.68.162.65

we are targeted and yet escape

casualty figures in terms of cows are shamefully hushed up

try

Posted from 88.107.53.91

www.googl.co.uk

ingenious

note

Posted from 88.107.53.91

obviously i failed to link to the picture in question, and i don't care now

is it time

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to talk about 'the guestbook effect'? where is next?

yup

Posted from 88.107.53.91

"There were scenes of carnage and confusion as the blasts struck the Paharganj and Sarojini Nagar areas."

but a serious lack of cows in the picture...

ummm

Posted from 88.107.53.91

does this look familiar (look at picture)

imagine a smiley with extremely raised eyebrows

i will be so unimpressed

Posted from 88.107.53.91

if you bring bird flu home with you

Wow, do I detect

Posted from 81.144.178.66

a time of transition?

Tim Henman passes the baton (tennis racket) to Andy Murray.

Michael Palin passes the baton (dead parrot?) to Matthew Mayer.

Dead parrot! Now there's something that has a very different meaning today, to what it did when you left these shores.

Matthew

Posted from 83.243.76.254

The night train from Moscow to St Petersburg is monumentally cool... you get a packed breakfast containing (wait for it) a KitKat Chunky!

Synchronisation

Posted from 84.67.207.154

Of MP3 player and computer is a task of monumental scale. I have 14GB to transfer, have probably done about 2GB so far and am already exceptionally bored. But hey, I'll have my entire collection of music on a little white box, so who's complaining?

La belle France

Posted from 84.67.207.154

is still belle. And chaud as well, very. Is it October? Really?

Matthew

Posted from 81.19.73.84

Off to St P tomorrow night, think I will go watch the tennis. Odds on Greg Rudeski getting knocked out before I arrive? High.

Matthew

Posted from 81.19.73.84

That's a relief. Some Americans pointed out his grave (it didn't have a name)... I had a feeling he was alive too! Silly Americans.

Cowparade is in Moscow too!

while you're there

Posted from 84.69.109.170

get us a couple of t-shirts from everyone's favourite russian singer

http://shop.zemfira.ru/

i thought as much

Posted from 163.1.210.165

but wasn't going to risk looking silly

louise

Posted from 81.151.181.55

I feel I must point out that Gorbachev is not, to the best of my knowledge, dead. He visited Margaret Thatcher last week.
We are back from Florence ( where we met old friends - cow parade), Siena (v medieval) and Pisa (torre pendente).

i feel

Posted from 163.1.210.165

that chennai time should stay as a relic, as should any new time zones people might go and work in

Matthew

Posted from 195.14.53.2

1. Of course!

2. I'm not totally sure how long I spent in Mongolia (we arrived and left around midnight), probably just under 24 hours so I haven't claimed it. I definitely want to go back, Google the Nadaam Festival...

3. Have not seen Lenin yet (it requires joining a long queue in a blizzard). Saw Krushchev and Gorbachev's graves this morning.

1 thing

Posted from 81.76.76.56

I think Chennai time is becoming increasingly irrelevant.

2 things

Posted from 81.76.76.56

1: Country bagging seems to be updated far quicker for you than for us.

2: You seem to have failed to spend more than a day in Mongolia. That's a bit of a blow isn't it? Do you plan to return?

3: How's Lenin?

Matthew

Posted from 81.19.73.84

It was snowing earlier! Have bought a cheapo woolly hat, investigating prices of big furry Russian hats.

oh dear

Posted from 163.1.210.165

what is happening to crawley town fc?

theres no business

Posted from 163.1.210.165

like snow business

november in eastern europe

Posted from 81.79.117.95

what a lovely thought

Matthew

Posted from 195.14.53.2

Tiannamen Square to Red Square in 6 daYs :D

testing testing

Posted from 84.67.61.118

1 2 3

I had a dream

Posted from 84.67.61.118

That I went to visit you in China. You had (a) gone a bit strange and were (b) planning to drive home - via Delhi and a number of countries that would make a country bagger's head spin - instead of taking the trans-Mongolian. On the positive side, you had a normal head, but on the negative side there were no whaaaaaaaaaaaaaales. Why do I never dream about whaaaaaaaaaaaales?

I had a dream

Posted from 84.67.61.118

That I went to visit you in China. You had (a) gone a bit strange and were (b) planning to drive home - via Delhi and a number of countries that would make a country bagger's head spin - instead of taking the trans-Mongolian. On the positive side, you had a normal head, but on the negative side there were no whaaaaaaaaaaaaaales. Why do I never dream about whaaaaaaaaaaaales?

I had a dream

Posted from 84.67.61.118

That I went to visit you in China. You had (a) gone a bit strange and were (b) planning to drive home - via Delhi and a number of countries that would make a country bagger's head spin - instead of taking the trans-Mongolian. On the positive side, you had a normal head, but on the negative side there were no whaaaaaaaaaaaaaales. Why do I never dream about whaaaaaaaaaaaales?

jimbo

Posted from 24.0.200.29

Enjoyed going through your 365 days in Chennai.

strange but fun

Posted from 88.107.53.91

i had a dream about a giant trout eating a dead blue whale, whilst david attenborough narrated. for some reason DA had a fish's head...

if trees screamed in hungarian

Posted from 84.67.166.228

(the only language the devil respects) George Bush would cut them all down

ommmmmm

Posted from 163.1.210.165

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

i'm very busy

Posted from 163.1.210.165

but i'll see what i can do

also

Posted from 84.68.93.131

I'm not sure the post office does deliver to weymouth. cutbacks, you know.

but then of course

Posted from 84.68.93.131

my only source of music in weymouth will be the mp3 player, and I am uncertain how I might transfer one to the other without a computer. it doesn't have a cd slot.

or

Posted from 88.107.53.91

i could send them to weymouth, i believe the post office does make the occasional delivery there

please please please

Posted from 84.65.156.52

can you send me those cds in the next week, before I go, otherwise I'll have to go without for six months - and i don't really think I'd survive that long...

Equipment Update

Posted from 81.144.178.66

The latest equipment for all you seasoned travellers. Don't let this one get away!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8706890812&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1

Matthew

Posted from 221.219.93.141

Xiansheng=Mr; Hao=Happy!

I'll sort out a quality bittern for you

Posted from 84.66.199.39

Well, obviously it will be difficult to exceed the superb focus of the original, but I'll give it a go...

Birdboy?

Posted from 84.66.199.39

I'm pleased to say Weymouth is not quite on the scale of the Danube delta as a hub for migratory wildfowl. I think I might survive the experience.

So Matthew, that's WEYMOUTH, is that clear enough? I claim my Xiansheng Hao despite having no idea what it is.

Matthew

Posted from 221.217.52.172

I'm not bitterly disappointed, just bitternly disappointed.

That was worthy of Barry!

might i point out

Posted from 88.107.53.91

the minor connection between AVIAN flu and the rspB. You're going to die, birdboy

Matthew

Posted from 221.217.52.172

So what exactly are you doing? (If you answer this non-cryptically, I will look for a copy of Xiansheng Hao for you)

Matthew -

Posted from 81.76.27.163

You might gather from the previous that despite best intentions I won't be coming to Riga. It was never going to happen, but I'm sure you'll still be bitterly disappointed. Don't cry.

you're going to die

Posted from 81.76.27.163

universities are classic breeding grounds for these kind of things.

I'm going to take the fresh sea air for at least six months, so I'll be OK. I'll also miss your graduation thing, but that's hardly surprising. Just a pity I won't be in Riga for it.

we're all going to die

Posted from 163.1.210.174

http://newton.lsi.ox.ac.uk/~wu/avianflu.ppt

tuh

Posted from 163.1.210.174

you can't trust anyone

i want a detailed guide to the politics of some nowhereville you visit

Russian Mr Men

Posted from 81.77.141.43

Please.

Matthew

Posted from 61.48.93.201

Richard - I hope you didn't want those two books you gave me back... since I swapped them for a big book about Vikings, then swapped the Viking book for 'The Life of Pi'.

If there's any book(s) you want to read, tell me so I can try to end up in London with 'War and Peace', or 'Mr Silly', or whatever...

another new gown

Posted from 88.107.53.91

the resemblance to batman continues to grow

i'm ill

Posted from 88.107.53.91

i blame freshers. My world consists largely of pain

I'm ill

Posted from 81.76.64.50

I blame india. It hurts.

so it seems

Posted from 88.107.53.91

i'm rowing again. it hurts

doctoral training centre

Posted from 212.139.206.147

the matthew likeness is remote

Remind me

Posted from 84.67.165.33

what does dtc stand for?

Buuuulgariiiiiia

Posted from 84.67.165.33

Does she look like Matthew or is it just the cheap t-shirt that gives that impression?

dtc group photo

Posted from 212.139.206.147

http://www.fantasyfacup.com/matthew/gallery/richard/dtcgroup

Matthew

Posted from 218.6.241.205

New photos up; and country-bagging updated...

clearly

Posted from 212.139.206.147

you went close enough to kashmir. I feel a little sorry for the chinese - what will happen next? My bet is that 18,000 dead in kashmir will receive a lot less news time than 1000 dead in Louisiana.

Matthew

Posted from 218.6.245.56

In my defence, I haven't been to New Orleans or Kashmir recently. So I don't necessarily cause ALL disasters!

Now back in Chengdu resting my thighs... night train to Xi'an tomorrow.

To whom it may concern

Posted from 81.77.227.67

The many excitements of my diary from India are now online, complete with a picture a day. If you haven't seen enough of our holiday already, go to http://indiadiary.mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/India_diary.htm for the full story.

Matthew - I'm sure you'd be happy to have this on your website but we can sort it out when you get back.

what is it with you matthew?

Posted from 212.139.206.147

why do these major disasters always turn up after you've been through

too greedy

Posted from 163.1.210.165

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4313978.stm

Sore thighs

Posted from 84.67.10.136

Although we don't condescend to ride on things as small as horses.

Matthew

Posted from 221.236.250.190

Pandas were good (they stereotypically spent the whole time eating bamboo)

Now in Songpan, preparing to go on a four-day horse trek. Saddle up!

mum

Posted from 86.132.250.146

Go and see the pandas!

Come home!

Posted from 84.67.189.236

Save yourself!

Matthew

Posted from 218.6.242.167

"Shortly afterwards two bombs went off in open-air seafood restaurants on Jimbaran beach"

I ate in one of those restuarants... :S

raised eyebrows

Posted from 212.139.197.77

matthew narrowly avoids death in Asia again

no

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year below

join the (exclusive) club

Posted from 84.67.86.67

who is lydia tanner? older than us?

Matthew

Posted from 218.6.242.167

Well I finally made it to Chengdu after an epic 43 hour train journey (good practice for the Trans-Siberian). Ye's flat is pretty tiny (everyone lives in identical little Communist boxes!) so I wouldn't really have fit! Internet cafes are quite hard to find in China, so don't expect overly frequent updates. Panda hunting tomorrow!