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what bird?

Posted from 194.74.0.10

shouldn't passports be a little more sober than that?

passport

Posted from 81.179.101.247

my new passport is bird themed! a bird on every page

Fame

Posted from 81.19.57.154

at last.

Well nearly!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/5203440.stm

and

Posted from 194.74.0.10

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!

top 10 lists of lists

Posted from 81.179.101.247

1. the best 10 lists...EVER!

...

what is it about lists?

Posted from 194.74.0.10

just another way to be competitive without killing people?

25

Posted from 194.74.0.10

but it's a silly list - topkapi palace....nice place to keep cool, but just go to the Grand Vezir

list culture

Posted from 81.179.101.247

i hate it
except country bagging, obviously..but we don't place those in any order but alphabetical and geographical

Matthew

Posted from 218.79.135.103

http://www.hillmanwonders.com/

Matthew

Posted from 218.79.135.103

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!

No.

Posted from 194.74.0.10

Might go whale-watching on the Portsmouth-Bilbao ferry, but that's only three days and only involves about four hours in a foreign country.

Matthew

Posted from 218.83.90.154

Photos are up!

Andy, I would say it is your turn to go on holiday... plans?

Hot ears

Posted from 194.74.0.10

Sounds very suspicious. What were you hiding from them?

Matthew

Posted from 125.215.145.181

And all because my ears appeared to be very hot on the infrared camera...

Matthew

Posted from 125.215.145.181

Well that was fun...

Got stopped at HK International Airport because they suspected I might have bird flu. To cut a long story short, I don't.

Back to Shanghai tonight!

first one's ok

Posted from 194.74.0.10

but 50p seems awfully expensive...

Matthew

Posted from 202.175.206.7

The 10/50 rule: go on holiday to countries with 10p icecream and 50p beer!

it was charlwood

Posted from 194.74.0.10

so near enough...show off manila boy, I see my relevance to this game diminishing, especially after richard's second asian trip....(mistake! stay in europe!)

Matthew

Posted from 222.126.118.18

x is "unknown" in terms of devising a strategy, but you can count how many coins there are, you you know it for a particular situation

nope

Posted from 88.108.145.177

you posed the question such that x is unknown. anyway, depends whether you ant an equal number of heads or tails

Matthew

Posted from 222.126.118.18

Coins... sorry, you are in fact right :D you just expressed the answer differently.

If there are 100+x coins, then flipping all of them, then flipping 100 is of course the same as just flipping x (which is the 'original' solution)

Matthew

Posted from 222.126.118.18

Good evening Manila!

i fail to believe

Posted from 88.108.145.177

it could be hotter anywhere than here. Thank god for determining my own work schedule, otherwise i might die in my un-air conditioned office

does this mean crawley?

Posted from 194.74.0.10

"Britain is sweltering on its hottest recorded July day as temperatures hit 36.3C (97.3F) near Gatwick Airport."

I hope so. Better fame than Jawad. It's no more than a nice warm summer's day here, you wouldn't know it's so hot in the homeland.

ralph

Posted from 86.133.183.68

The non mathematical solution: switch the light on

no

Posted from 163.1.210.168

if i have 100 head and 1 tail

turn them over, leaving 100 tails 1 head

take 100. lets assume i'm not 'lucky' and my pile includes the head

the pile left is one tail
the pile i have is 99 tails 1 head
turn my pile over
both piles now have 1 tail

Matthew

Posted from 125.215.144.113

Either way apparently, I prefer dispatch.

Matthew

Posted from 125.215.144.113

No. Suppose, for example, there were 101 coins.

100 heads, 1 tail

--> turn them all over
100 tails, 1 head

--> take 100, turn them over
if you're very lucky, you pick the 100 tails, and end up with two piles each of which have zero tails.

Otherwise you'll end up with a pile of 100 coins with 1 tail, and a "pile" of 1 coin with 0 tails.

Your strategy must work regardless of how many coins there are and regardless of which ones you choose to flip...

a little bird tells me

Posted from 88.108.145.177

turn over all the coins (so there are 100 tails)

take 100
turn them over

both piles have the same number of tails (100 - number of tails taken in second pile before turning)

also

Posted from 194.74.0.10

which is the more proper spelling, dispatch or despatch?

but

Posted from 194.74.0.10

I have been to a 'special entity recognised by international agreement' - that's near enough isn't it?

(this new verification code is working very well, good idea)

Matthew

Posted from 125.215.145.180

You can feel how many coins there are, but not which way up they are.

Special Administrative Region bagging: Matt 2, Andy 0, Richard 0.

of those

Posted from 194.74.0.10

1. ok

one back at you

Posted from 88.108.145.177

the john butler trio - sunrise over sea

of those

Posted from 88.108.145.177

1. ok
2. got it
3. ok
4. got it
5. ok
6. ok
7. ok
8. ok

richard -

Posted from 194.74.0.10

choice of cds that you might like me to bring for you next week:

bruce - seeger sessions (v. good)
gillian welch - time (the revelator)
madeleine peyroux - dreamland
ryan adams - heartbreaker
amadou & mariam - dimanche a bamako (at cambridge)

plus the following on order, which will hopefully have arrived by then:

john martyn - one world
ella fitzgerald - gold
steve earle - copperhead road

plus hopefully some more from crawley library...

hello

Posted from 194.74.0.10

i've been on my first business expenses trip. to bedfordshire...

i've been swimming in the sea. twice. weymouth did a very good impression of the costa del sol at the weekend, right down to the clientele.

am I allowed to feel my coins to work out what side they're on?

Matthew

Posted from 125.215.145.177

Woo, it was definitely worth spending 300 quid on a camera, so I can take arty photos of my lens cap

http://www.mattmayer.com/gallery/v/art/nikon_small.jpg.html

bloody phylogenies

Posted from 163.1.210.162

the generation length evolves at a rate inversely proportional to the generation length, now infer the generation length everywhere only knowing the value now.

Matthew

Posted from 219.78.68.105

Nope, I did mean tails

Re: Coin puzzle

Posted from 82.111.18.83

Surelly you meant equal number of HEADS in the two piles?

Matthew

Posted from 219.79.2.58

That comment was a bit back to front

Matthew

Posted from 219.79.2.58

Good evening from HK, where my money is leeching away at an alarming rate!

New camera!

Matthew

Posted from 61.170.157.27

Fun... http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/dancing.html

wish i could get a chewing gum company to sponsor me to go around the world :p

Matthew

Posted from 218.79.135.59

Richard - http://www.hw-ielts.com/ is the place I mentioned in Beijing

Matthew

Posted from 218.79.135.59

Return of the coins puzzle:

You are in a very dark room, with some coins in front of you in a table. You can't see if the coins are heads or tails. You do know that 100 of the coins are heads, the rest are tails. You may flip some of the coins over if you wish. Then split the coins into two piles, so that there are an equal number of tails in each pile. How do you achieve this?

boo

Posted from 88.108.172.167

see what happens when you don't cross your fingers

sorry

Posted from 194.74.0.10

didn't realise you'd already lost

working weekends is really throwing me out of sync

i'm not crossing my fingers

Posted from 194.74.0.10

unless i get a cut of the winnings

fingers crossed

Posted from 88.108.238.78

for a Nadal win and a first goal between 31-40 minutes

china

Posted from 194.74.0.10

no gambling allowed?

Matthew

Posted from 58.35.153.122

OK, bets placed and computer problems fixed :)

louise

Posted from 172.203.168.214

MATT COULD YOU RING HOME AS WE HAVE A COMPUTER PROBLEM NEEDS SORTING
mum

Matthew

Posted from 58.35.153.122

Need help from someone in UK with placing a bet on the World Cup Final...

Matthew

Posted from 61.173.48.106

How exactly can you mess up getting your passport photo taken?

Country Bagging

Posted from 81.19.57.154

Bah!

What about who can have the most photos rejected by the passport office?

I know someone who would get off to a flying start!

Matthew

Posted from 218.79.135.59

cough, cough, small countries tour?

shameless

Posted from 88.108.229.240

utterly shameless

Matthew

Posted from 61.173.43.88

Sorry, misunderstood. No, it's just a quick trip to HK (and possible a quick trip from HK somewhere else nearby :D)

Not UK though.

to recap

Posted from 194.74.0.10

are you coming back here to get a new visa, or just popping over to hk again?

well that list is silly

Posted from 194.74.0.10

but it gets me to a glorious 39! I like this: country bagging without leaving dorset!

Matthew

Posted from 218.80.185.21

Anyway, I count 75 for Paul based on http://homepages.tesco.net/~paul.hider/html/travel.html

Good going!

Matthew

Posted from 218.80.185.21

I agree our definitions are very conservative, but if you're not careful you end up with something ludicrous like http://www.travelerscenturyclub.org/

If you accept places like Puerto Rico (which I accept have a strong claim to countryhood) then you also have to accept places like Guernsey (which sadly don't).

can i be extremely picky?

Posted from 194.74.0.10

If we're going with wikipedia, and calling it country bagging, then surely http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries is the thing. Does it have to be renamed state-bagging? I claim 34 'countries'! (seriously, maybe we should do both, there are lots of places that would represent major achievement in reaching (although I'd lose Finland), and richard would still not get martinique!)

nice

Posted from 88.108.229.240

I like the way major international events have started showing up on country bagging

Matthew

Posted from 61.173.41.236

See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states for a complete list, countries only get added to my page when one of the three of us has visited it though :)

Matthew

Posted from 61.173.41.236

Hi Paul, we have quite strict rules which means only sovereign nations count (effectively UN members) :D

Yes, I need a new China visa since it runs out after 6 months, and due to a administrative cockup I can't get it renewed here.

new visa?

Posted from 194.74.0.10

for china? you're not off around the world again are you?

Paul Hider

Posted from 60.160.25.243

Greetings from another country bagger! I visit my 86th country next month, in pursuit of the mystical century! I've got 4 letters of the alphabet unvisited too, with 3 scheduled for 2007! Do you have a list of countries outside of Europe as you have for Europe on your homepage?

Matthew

Posted from 218.79.126.168

Dunno. Many people have asked for a Premiership Predictions, i think it would be quite popular, just a question of whether it could be monetarised...

On holiday from 15th to 23rd this month, gotta go pick up a new visa.

is the move necessary?

Posted from 194.74.0.10

how are you planning to maintain the popularity of ffac.com after the world cup finishes?

Matthew

Posted from 61.173.41.230

slightly delayed, but:

"Now it's Gelsenkirchen in the industrial Ruhr, part of an urban sprawl that offers little ease to the eye. The first arrivals here last week compared it immediately to some of Britain's less beautiful towns. Crawley, Slough, Newton Abbot and Dudley all earned a mention before someone came up with the name that stuck - Gelsencroydon"

Matthew

Posted from 218.83.92.28

My personal site now has its own hosting, separate from fantasyfacup.com

From now on you can access the guestbook via http://www.mattmayer.com/guestbook

Links to the old site should continue to work

glad i missed that match

Posted from 194.74.0.10

it would have upset me

Matthew

Posted from 61.173.42.165

Oliver Neuville: "We had the luck to do it - it was typically German"

so true