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A flawless plan. However some back of the envelope calculations suggest it will take about 48 years before I will be able to claim my "guaranteed" $5250. I think I'll give it a miss.
richard - monaco
richard - dominica
you - india
me - wherever i lay my hat
by the way, you're lucky I didn't go on a day trip to Tallinn, was very tempted...
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http://www.fantasyfacup.com/matthew/countries.shtml country-bagging page updated, what are the next claims going to be?
Grr, the annoying spam is back (why is is always so *long*?)
Consider Finland bagged. I enjoyed my party, Tia didn't come so Richard may have been upset at the lack of a slanging match. I do have a marvellous dinosaur which expands to six inches in length when immersed in water.
Have been practising accordion, it's good for ballads eg Sailing and Bridge over Troubled Water.
you're in there mr mayer, wish i had the indian connections you have...can I claim Finland, comprehensively bagged but not Helsinkied unfortunately...party pictures look dull, it seems Richard didn't do anything exciting...was Tia there?...guestbook is also dull, has it died in its extended absence?...good photos of Istanbul...see you post Cambridge
Can you not lose the TV cable I left in with accordion, else I won't be able to watch TV next year
Richard, when we were in the Istanbul hostel, I asked you who sang a particular song, and you said something like "EZIO", what was it?
Country bagging page updated as of Turkey and Bulgaria
Stewart is coming to my party, make sure you can play "Stewart didn't mind at all" on the accordion by Saturday.
Going to go spend a few days seeing how that accordion should be played
what th hell was that sign off on your email
x matt !?
Have you had a sex change? I'm sure only girls sign off mundane emails with a kiss
MY photos, MY essays
Is this another sign of "growing up"?
I'm not making any effort if we insist on going to Ifield
we might walk somewhere (ie the plough in ifield), i'll tell you if we do...
What are we doing on Monday night then? Pub? I might drive and not drink if we're going into town.
I think we should leave a little earlier considering rush hour and heathrow roadworks.
When a spade hits your head
and leaves you not quite dead
- you're a moron!
When your brain's half removed
its quite easy to prove
- you're a moron!
Fire bells ring, ding a ling a ling
and you sing "the little man made me do it!"
Fire will rage, you'll be caged
and the verdict will be...
YOU'RE A MORON!
Clicking on 'Matthew' does appear to work as far as I can see...
Do report any other bugs though, I'm sure there are some.
Me and matthew had a rather unpleasant encounter with him last night. Info: In 1st yr at Portsmouth Uni, doing Computer Science, helps out at the Marine cadet corps, thinks me and matthew are bastards for being at Oxford and Cambridge; then he shook our hands.
Oooh, look at that complement to the reader!
you made it clear TOC is for masochists, now they won't have grounds for complaint when they encounter an unrequested hail of abuse for being a morman or similar
ok, i'm bored now
To be fair, I'm a traditionalist, I still call it the guestbook...
I would consider it worrying if the statistic was reversed. Luckily there are far more than 9 whales, its just many of these are in the form of WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!
Caroline passed her first year at loughborough by playing football well.
Interestingly, there are more mentions of 'whale' (9) than 'valentina' (7). Me obsessed?
that no-one has yet laid claim to the guestbook with a loud...
I've just had a little browse...it's like a diary of the things that have happened since Jan 03, I got quite nostalgic. Such a pity about the lost months, but there we go, that bit of my life is lost forever.
For posterity, in the name of freedom of speech, to remain outside the control of any manipulative individual, so that it may guard against insanity for Richard and loneliness for Matthew. Let it never die!
I think you're scared, and that as soon as you're settled down somewhere with a wife and two little mayers you'll close this thing and leave us to rot. You seem to think the guestbook is yours, ha!
Changes seem dangerous. But while I'm here, I want to know, why am I called "Rich - Over the Hill" on your emails?