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Matthew
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A flawless plan. However some back of the envelope calculations suggest it will take about 48 years before I will be able to claim my "guaranteed" $5250. I think I'll give it a miss.
in order...
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richard - monaco
richard - dominica
you - india
me - wherever i lay my hat
by the way, you're lucky I didn't go on a day trip to Tallinn, was very tempted...
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Matthew
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http://www.fantasyfacup.com/matthew/countries.shtml country-bagging page updated, what are the next claims going to be?
Matthew
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81.156.210.160
Grr, the annoying spam is back (why is is always so *long*?)
Consider Finland bagged. I enjoyed my party, Tia didn't come so Richard may have been upset at the lack of a slanging match. I do have a marvellous dinosaur which expands to six inches in length when immersed in water.
Have been practising accordion, it's good for ballads eg Sailing and Bridge over Troubled Water.
oioi
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131.111.8.103
you're in there mr mayer, wish i had the indian connections you have...can I claim Finland, comprehensively bagged but not Helsinkied unfortunately...party pictures look dull, it seems Richard didn't do anything exciting...was Tia there?...guestbook is also dull, has it died in its extended absence?...good photos of Istanbul...see you post Cambridge
Matthew
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81.156.208.62
I have it here at the moment, I will endeavour not to lose it.
TV cable
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Can you not lose the TV cable I left in with accordion, else I won't be able to watch TV next year
EZIO
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EZIO, EZIO
song 13 on 'black boots on latin feet'
Matthew
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Richard, when we were in the Istanbul hostel, I asked you who sang a particular song, and you said something like "EZIO", what was it?
Matthew
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213.122.158.83
Shocking news, Varna is twinned with Bradford.
Matthew
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213.122.201.250
Country bagging page updated as of Turkey and Bulgaria
http://www.fantasyfacup.com/matthew/countries.shtml
Matthew
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213.122.201.250
Stewart is coming to my party, make sure you can play "Stewart didn't mind at all" on the accordion by Saturday.
Paris
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81.86.76.149
Going to go spend a few days seeing how that accordion should be played
Matthew
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Broadband is coming Tuesday, so I'll upload all my photos then.
Matthew
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gnomegirls do it with an x.
OH NO!
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what th hell was that sign off on your email
x matt !?
Have you had a sex change? I'm sure only girls sign off mundane emails with a kiss
Why is it...
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MY photos, MY essays
not
MAYERphotos, MAYERessays
Is this another sign of "growing up"?
Pick me up then 8.45ish
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I'm not making any effort if we insist on going to Ifield
ok
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we'll be there
Matthew
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Plough, meet there at 9pm, I'll give Richard a lift.
can't be bothered really
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62.64.205.43
we might walk somewhere (ie the plough in ifield), i'll tell you if we do...
Hillside?
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81.86.89.190
If Andy can get a lift to Matthew's
Matthew
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213.122.34.189
What are we doing on Monday night then? Pub? I might drive and not drink if we're going into town.
dada
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62.64.223.14
I think we should leave a little earlier considering rush hour and heathrow roadworks.
You're a moron...
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81.86.89.190
When a spade hits your head
and leaves you not quite dead
- you're a moron!
When your brain's half removed
its quite easy to prove
- you're a moron!
Fire bells ring, ding a ling a ling
and you sing "the little man made me do it!"
Fire will rage, you'll be caged
and the verdict will be...
YOU'RE A MORON!
Matthew
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Clicking on 'Matthew' does appear to work as far as I can see...
Do report any other bugs though, I'm sure there are some.
Matthew
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81.131.203.157
Dig out the yearbook and see what it says about him
Who remembers Nick Butler?
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81.86.89.190
Me and matthew had a rather unpleasant encounter with him last night. Info: In 1st yr at Portsmouth Uni, doing Computer Science, helps out at the Marine cadet corps, thinks me and matthew are bastards for being at Oxford and Cambridge; then he shook our hands.
Oooh, look at that complement to the reader!
I'm glad
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you made it clear TOC is for masochists, now they won't have grounds for complaint when they encounter an unrequested hail of abuse for being a morman or similar
trails of chennai
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http://www.traveliteindia.com/special/pilgrimage/temple-tales.asp
ok, i'm bored now
To be fair, I'm a traditionalist, I still call it the guestbook...
tails of chennai
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http://www.hindu.com/2004/06/11/stories/2004061111870300.htm
tables of chennai
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62.64.230.151
http://www.psa-squash.com/ranking/110983222203sqps70main.htm
Pop in the park
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81.86.89.190
We need to be at Tilgate park for 5pm
Unfortunately
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81.86.89.190
I can't play football well, so I may have to keep working
But whales are important
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81.86.89.190
I would consider it worrying if the statistic was reversed. Luckily there are far more than 9 whales, its just many of these are in the form of WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!
There are some results
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Caroline passed her first year at loughborough by playing football well.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!
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62.64.172.181
Interestingly, there are more mentions of 'whale' (9) than 'valentina' (7). Me obsessed?
Must resis
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the temptation to use MSN, else this will never work
I am surprised to see
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that no-one has yet laid claim to the guestbook with a loud...
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!
Still no results
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Not for the first time, I despair
Exciting!
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I've just had a little browse...it's like a diary of the things that have happened since Jan 03, I got quite nostalgic. Such a pity about the lost months, but there we go, that bit of my life is lost forever.
I claim this guestbook
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For posterity, in the name of freedom of speech, to remain outside the control of any manipulative individual, so that it may guard against insanity for Richard and loneliness for Matthew. Let it never die!
I am unconvinced
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62.64.172.181
I think you're scared, and that as soon as you're settled down somewhere with a wife and two little mayers you'll close this thing and leave us to rot. You seem to think the guestbook is yours, ha!
The question is
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can things ever be the same again?
Not sure
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81.86.89.190
Changes seem dangerous. But while I'm here, I want to know, why am I called "Rich - Over the Hill" on your emails?