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let me be the first to say
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matthew, if you're driving i'll have a lift
yes
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12.00 chez taylor...
Matthew
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yes please or i'll get upset
unbelievable
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we all have lives...
the plan:
You two drive over here at lunchtime on the 30th, we spend lunchtime at the white hart, come back for warm-up geographical games, cook and eat something feta-related, then do the risk thing. Both say yes please or I'll get upset.
well
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you have three to choose from...I would rule myself out as I cannot sing or surf on a net.
sorry
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out tomorrow night
Matthew
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White Hart tomorrow night (Tuesday)?
well done
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30th it is. Looking on the positive side, I have chai! Also wouldn't mind white hart tomorrow or thursday, plus squash to christen K2 any day...?
god
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you people, dictating the day as a function of your football trips etc
30th
Matthew
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No, 29th is the only day i can't do! try again...
29th
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the vote is cast
27th is also fine
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so either of those two: let richard have the casting vote
Matthew
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27th/28th/30th is ok for me. So 30th?
my plan
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I'm going to play beggar my neighbour with myself a few times tomorrow. None of this programming rubbish - I'll beat your record!
ditto
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risk etc will have to be 29th/30th as apparently I'm going to football on the 28th.
Matthew
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Merry Christmas guestbook regulars.
pi
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The "ultimate" pi day[1] occurred on March 14th, 1592, at 6:53 AM and 59 seconds. When written in American-style date format, this is 3/14/1592 6:53.59, which corresponds to the first twelve digits of pi: 3.14159265359 (rounded of course). However, considering this was well before any kind of standardized world time had been established, and the general public had no concept of π, the occurrence likely went unnoticed[2].
new idea
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what about a lorenz attractor rollercoaster?
or perhaps a whole maths theme park...
ideas
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what if everytime you start with a new shuffle you play it with both players starting, thus halving the number of shuffles necessary. And any current posotion is a possible shuffle, if you cut the larger pack at 26 and add to the smaller pack, could you play each stage as a new game, ending up with a massive nest of games?
i guess
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the same as usual
you can come here whenever you want
tomorrow
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what's on offer, christmas party-wise? I'll be home early afternoon hopefully...can someone bring settlers?
really
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wasn't it obvious
i hope you're prepared for another mathematical new year
Matthew
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Beggar my neighbour
what
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are you talking about?
for reference
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3857 goes
P1: 04040000140000033000000000
P2: 10304000203002201000000012
3857!
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progress is slowing
mwahahahaha
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your puny VB cannot compete!
3757 and counting
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it now runs continuously til the record is beaten
Matthew
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We're not the only people with this idea http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=209254
all i ask
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is that you give us adequate warning (about a year would be good) before you leave, so visits can be completed in good time
Matthew
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One-way flight to Hong Kong booked for 12th January
China here I come!
indeed
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pyrorhynchokinesis
Matthew
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Looks like the bird stuck his beak in the fire to get it to bend...
not bad biology boy
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it means being able to bend the ends of your beak independently from the rest of it, looks quite bizarre...
http://www.photos-of-the-year.com/image/nature/632/3593open_beak_godwit-med.jpg
your ipotato will be in the christmas post and will therefore not arrive
Matthew
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Wiggling your ears individually
flying?
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or maybe opening and closing of the beak
long word i learnt today
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rhynchokinesis
first person to tell me what it means without looking in the dictionary/cheating in any way wins an ipotato
Matthew
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Continuum, bah...
as a biologist
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i would expect you to destroy anyone at ghosts with a bank of silly long words
dear me
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i have never, ever, heard anything so ridiculous as the distinction between
supralapsarianism and infralapsarianism
good ghost words though
go see king kong
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go see it now
then tell me HOW it can be rated 12A...
look out for the worms!
Happy birthday -
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Richard
Grandma Taylor
Matthew
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Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday
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anyone else born on this day
Happy Birthday Richard
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i'm french
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according to my mitochondria, there are clear examples of cheese eating surrender monkey single nucleotide polymorphisms
This lot are becoming a self parody
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4508158.stm
Matthew
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Buy an iPotato get a free iPod invisa!
bad
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my quiz reputation is being tarnished in my absence
louise
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Yep! Second again. Guess who won!
Matthew
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Another quiz tonight... bet we lose
i can only ask:
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why?
Matthew
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Return of the Crawley trolley
http://www.xanga.com/iseeitinyoureyes
sounds like you're having fun
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when you come home can you bring not the tremblin kind so i can copy it, 6 months later. merci.
lab songs
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back to life,
back to biology...
christmas time,
embryonic flies...
oops
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i have spent the last few nights essentially sleeplessly after accidently deleting the system files from my computer. Now its operational again and i have a day off, so back to bed
late
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the panda postcard arrived
Matthew
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Good afternoon WEYMOUTH!
Matthew
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It WAS a barry-related joke
couch surfing
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can i stay on your couch please mr mayer? I've always wanted to take a trip to crawley...
also
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i initially thought that was a barry-related joke
me, doing a little jig of joy
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Good stuff.
If you're aiming to arrive around 12, can you give me a ring from Warehamish to warn me as I will be working in the morning. Merci.
Matthew
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Extra-long-arm alert!!!
Cyclonic Storm Baaz to strike Chennai coast...
http://www.imd.gov.in/section/nhac/dynamic/rsmc.htm