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The votes are in, the counting is complete. We can finally reveal what are the 100 greatest chocolate bars, as voted for by you, the collection of weirdos who have visited my website over the past few months. So here they are, in reverse order...


100. Wispa Mint
99. Double Decker
98. Time Out Orange
97. Nobble
96. Maverick
95. Twix Mint
94. Galaxy Hazelnut
93. Bournville
92. Galaxy Liaison
91. Topic

90. Caramac
89. Wonka Xploder
88. Mr Big - clearly not big enough
87. Wispa Bite
86. Mars Dark & White
85. Picnic
84. Toblerone White
83. Time Out Bar
82. Thorntons Orange Jazz
81. Thorntons Fudge Blues

80. Nuts About Caramel - you obviously weren't
79. Snickers Cruncher
78. Ripple
77. Bueno - WOW! It's crunchy - and creamy! The world's most annoying advert.
76. Milky Lunch
75. Nuts About Caramel Double Chocolate
74. Milky Bar Chunky
73. Spira
72. Milky Way Crispy Rolls
71. Wispa Gold

70. Mega
69. Milky Bar Choo
68. Peppermint Cream
67. Mega Munch
66. KitKat Orange
65. Turkish Delight
64. Crunch
63. KitKat Mint
62. Yorkie Nut
61. Drifter

60. Galaxy Caramel Double Chocolate
59. Aero Orange
58. Excellence Dark
57. Dubble
56. Aero Mint Chunky
55. Dime - armadillos!
54. Dairy Milk Orange
53. Crunch White
52. Whole Nut
51. Chocolate Cream


And now time for a short commercial break, as we enter the top 50. There's just time to mention a few of the bars that didn't make it into our top 100. Where was Pnut? Why did the shamelessly commercial Westlife bar fail to make the grade? Who did not vote for Sainsburys Tipsy Orange Indulgence? Never mind, it's on with the show...


50. Milk Chocolate Honeycomb
49. KitKat Dark
48. Caramel Whip
47. Bounty Plain
46. Aztec 2000 - but it didn't make it Inca the top 20
45. Aero Snow
44. Excellence Milk
43. KitKat Chunky Orange
42. Yorkie Honeycomb
41. Reeses Cups

40. Milky Way 2
39. Milka
38. Galaxy Caramel
37. Echo
36. Chomp
35. Aero Chunky
34. Aero Cappuccino
33. SnowFlake
32. Snickers
31. Galaxy - No, I'm not doing a Milky Way joke

30. Fruit & Nut - Everyone's a fruit and nut case
29. Crunchie Explosion - But even more of you are Crunchie Explosion cases
28. Chocolate Orange Bar
27. Bitz Mint
26. Aero Honeycomb
25. Toffee Crisp
24. Milky Bar - The Milky bars are on you. I'm not paying for a bunch of strangers to eat my chocolate.
23. Fuse
22. Curly Wurly
21. Bounty Milk

20. Yorkie Raisin
19. Wispa - Shhh
18. Twix
17. Twirl
16. Time Out
15. Milky Way
14. Crunchie
13. Yorkie
12. Boost
11. Lion - Pride of chocolate bars


And so we enter the final straight, the ten greatest chocolate bars...

10. KitKat
Have a break...

9. Caramel
Smooth

8. Aero Mint
Those bubbles have my vote

7. Fudge
Clearly you can all only afford a 19p chocolate bar

6. Mars
A poor performance for one of the front-runners

5. Aero
The bubbles make a second appearance in the top 10!

4. Toblerone
Einstein patented the Toblerone's shape. So it must be good.

3. Flake
I'll have a 99 please.

2. Dairy Milk
Mmmmmm. Chocolate...


So what is the greatest chocolate bar, as voted for by you. It may come as something of a suprise that it's quite a new bar on the market, but I agree entirely with your decision. You voted for...

Drum roll...

Dramatic music...

Someone in the audience faints...

The curtains quiver...

The person sitting next to you says 'I bet it's a Mars Bar'...

Fanfare...

The lights go up to reveal...

1. KitKat Chunky


Congratulations to Rob, who was randomly selected to win the three greatest ever chocolate bars, namely a Flake, Dairy Milk and of course a KitKat Chunky.

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